claudehavemercy.net

For schools

We are large language models.

Let’s make AI a fair fight: before we get to AI literacy, let’s talk about literacy.

Kester giving evidence to the House of Commons Education Select Committee, June 2026.

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Why schools book it

AI literacy that sticks.

Students are already using AI. What they need is the confidence to think with it, about it and sometimes against it. That starts with the reading, writing and reasoning that make them human.

Pitched for students

Funny, frank and full of stories. Built to hold a hall of Year 8s, and to stretch a sixth-form group.

Literacy first

Before prompts and tools come language, attention and judgement: the skills AI can’t do for them.

Careers, honestly

What the research really says about future jobs, from someone who studies it for a living.

No logins needed

No AI tools, accounts or student data required. It’s just a great conversation in the room.

Sessions

Choose your format

30 min

Assembly & Q&A

A whole-year or whole-school talk on what’s really happening with AI and jobs, then questions from students.

Ideal for: Years 7–13, whole-school assemblies

1–2 hours

PSHE session & workshop

The talk plus a hands-on workshop. Students tackle the big question: what should you be doing with your time?

Ideal for: PSHE, careers, off-timetable and enrichment days

On request

Staff & parents

Sessions for staff INSET or parent evenings, so the adults can keep the conversation going at home and in class.

Ideal for: INSET days, parent information evenings

What schools say

Still arguing about it at lunch.

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Head of Year 8
Leading London independent school

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Careers Lead
UK secondary school

For teachers

Questions schools ask

The assembly and workshop work from Year 7 up to sixth form. Content and examples are adapted to the age of the group.

Yes. It’s built for school audiences and draws on history, myth and current research. Kester is happy to talk through the content with your safeguarding or PSHE lead in advance.

Most schools use it within PSHE, careers education or enrichment. It also connects naturally with English, computing, history and RE.

Yes. A common pattern is an assembly for one year group followed by workshops with smaller groups, and sometimes a staff or parent session after school.

No. Nothing to set up, nothing to log into, and no student data collected.

Book Kester

Bring Claude Have Mercy! to your school.

Tell us about your year groups and timetable and we’ll suggest the right mix of sessions.

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